It cannot be done. A sphere has no net.
A cylinder and a cone flatten out because they are curved in only one direction — every point of them lies on a straight line drawn on the surface. A sphere carries no straight lines at all; it curves in every direction at once. So paper, which will bend but not stretch, can never lie flat against it.
Why paper refuses: take the two ends of a strip of paper and try to press them onto a ball. Near the middle the paper touches, but at the edges it must either be stretched (it tears) or gathered up (it wrinkles). Distances on a sphere simply do not match distances on a plane: on a plane, a circle of radius r has circumference 2πr; on a sphere, a circle drawn at distance r from a point has circumference less than 2πr. Something has to give.
Did you know? This is why every flat map of the Earth is wrong somewhere. Greenland looks as big as Africa on many wall maps, though Africa is about 14 times larger. It is also why a football is not made from one piece of leather but from many small panels, and why an orange peel will not lie flat however carefully you press it.